Catwoman review take 2
You may think that a film such as Warner's,
Catwoman (04) would be an easy target for criticism. Well, if you think that, than you're probably right. It's easy to get angry at a film as eagerly-anticipated and as poorly-made as this. The thing is, haven't we come to expect most big budget "franchise" films to be just that: poor? I still hold out hope whenever I go into one of these things that maybe there will be that small performance, or that unique camera angle - or that perfect choice of score or song that can carry me through to the next small, redeeming moment. Then you come across a film like this, where there really isn't any significant, or even "small" moment for that matter - that makes it all worth-while. I don't really hate Halle Berry, but she is an actress of limited range, and in Catwoman, she displays her utter lack of any real talent for all the world to see. This has nothing to do with her winning an Oscar or anything, but a film like this almost requires a certain dumbing-down of the acting senses to pull it off. Berry was already dumb in that department to begin with. So why then did it fail? It probably started with the lack of originality in not only the screenplay, stunts and costume departments, but the entire production lacked a certain spark that could have been just enough to shine a little glimmer of hope on the dim proceedings.
The film's director, Pitof, has had more experience in the "visual effects" aspect of movie-making. A veteren effects engineer on many of my favorite French films, including: Jeunet & Caro's Delicatessen (91), The City of Lost Children (95) and Jean-Pierre Jeunet's Alien: Resurrection (97), in addition to The Visitors (93) and The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc (99) - you would think that Pitof has an eye for detail. There isn't much detail in Catwoman, except for a heavy-handed and distracting use of CGI, when in some cases, the real thing would have worked just fine. The script was written by Theresa Rebeck, based on characters created by Bob Kane. Rebeck was a vetern TV writer (and producer) having developed material on NYPD Blue (93), Third Watch (99) and "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" (01). She also wrote the screenplay for Harriet the Spy (96). She probably needed to develop the story for this adaptation of Catwoman a little more carefully. There are some truly dreadful moments in the film from a story and characterization standpoint, and just because you introduce an element of the supernatural into the story, doesn't give you a license to throw out all reality. I could give you examples (like when a pre-Catwoman Berry crashes the most "unrealistic" and "unnatural" party of all-time) but that would spoil your enjoyment of the film.
I would not recommend the picture to anyone. Even non-comic book (or Catwoman) fans. If you are a fan of Berry, Benjamin Bratt or Sharon Stone - do yourself a favor and go watch one of their more solid (and better) works. Each of them have perfomed admirably in the past (even Stone). Bratt was excellent in the little-seen Piñero (01) and I have never forgotten him from Taylor Hackford's (Ray, 04) guilty-pleasure classic, Blood In, Blood Out (Bound by Honor, 93). He got a subtle nose-job after that film (ruining his wonderful Incan-looking nose) and his career has never recovered. Even Stone has had her moments. Basic Instinct (92) is sort of a classic in that train-wreck kind of way, and I always admired her work in B-movies (where she probably should have stayed) such as: King Solomon's Mines (85) and it's sequel Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold (87) as the aptly named "Jesse Huston", as well as Action Jackson (88) and Above the Law (88). After she became a star however (following the over-night success of Basic Instinct), she never fully formed into a great beauty, or a great actress. She's just always remained somewhere in between. Berry I should not let off so easy.
What is it about Halle Berry? Besides her incredible beauty. The more you read about Berry, the more you wonder why this woman is allowed out of prison or the looney bin. Sure, alot of stuff is written about these big stars (like the story about Berry's infamous hit-and-run involving a child and her paying-off certain parties to keep the whole thing under wraps) but with Berry - you actually start to believe some of those stories. But let's focus on Berry the actress. I have seen her do good work before: Jungle Fever (91), Executive Decision (96), Bulworth (98) and Introducing Dorothy Dandridge (99) which is probably her best role to date. After the undesreved Academy Award for Monster's Ball (01), it became clear that Berry was now Hollywood royalty. Fine. I have no problem with that, but if Berry is going to be allowed to get away with making films as awful as Catwoman, I think Pauly Shore deserves to be re-evaluted for his dramatic abilites as a film actor (and he may just get the chance after the anticipated release of,
Pauly Shore Is Dead 03). Berry's next big project will be a planned re-make of Foxy Brown. That just has "disaster" written all over it. I will always be willing to watch the stunningly beautiful Berry on screen however, but lately - I've been thinking of bringing along ear-plugs when I watch her work. The only thing I can figure is, the director is French, so he probably couldn't tell exactly how bad Berry's panting and purring sounded completely in English. She also moved around in character like she was playing a run-way model in a Right Said Fred music video.
There are little to no pleasures in watching Catwoman. To be honest, I sort of dozed off somewhere in the middle, and woke up with a pain in my neck. I thought maybe it was just the way I had positioned myself, but I realized that the sharp pain only came whenever I stared directly at Catwoman on the screen. I don't need to tell you how bad of a mis-fire this film was at the box-office - because if you know me, than you know that I don't usually care about how much a movie costs, or how much an actor gets paid, or how many booger-eating morons go or don't go to see it in the theaters. I'm only concerned that the film is made with care, honesty and above all else: total conviction. The only thing that should be considered "convicted" about Catwoman, are it's film-makers. This film has been met with nothing but ridicule since the very beginning: The movie had to undergo re-shoots after testing poorly with screeners, with only a month left before the theatrical release date; a rough cut of the trailer was put online a few months before the film's release, and drew such heavy criticism that it was quickly pulled - it was soon replaced with a new trailer which didn't feature any dialogue; a newspaper reported that Sharon Stone's cell phone rang in the middle of filming a scene and Stone took the call, holding up filming for a time; Halle Berry's stunt- and body-double is the 29-year-old Hawaiian male actor Nito Larioza, an expert in martial arts; Her nickname "The Halle Cat" was given to her by the cast and crew on the set of the film...
So, does that mean that we should continue to kick it while it's down? Ashley Judd, Michelle Pfeiffer (who played the role in Tim Burton's under-rated Batman Returns 92) and Josh Lucas all wisely passed on the film. Others were not so lucky. The absolutely horrible music in the film was supplied by (last minute) composer, Klaus Badelt whose list of scores include: Chill Factor (99), Mission: Impossible II (00), Hannibal (01), Pearl Harbor (01), The Time Machine (02), Equilibrium (02), Basic (03), The In-Laws (03) and Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (03). Somehow, Catwoman seems right at home in this list. At least there was something right about it afterall.
Sharon Stone gives Halle Berry a few "pointers" on how to piss away her career.
no stars out of 5